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Spanish paper Sport today report that Kaka and Cristiano Ronaldo have respectively diverted some of their church donation and prostitute purchasing money to buy executive boxes at the Bernabeu.

A luxury box located in one of the stadium’s five ‘Torreones’ (columns located in the third tier) cost a whopping €238,820 for a season, and club legend Raul already owns one of them. They are accessible by private lifts, have their own bars and toilets, and can seat up to twenty people. They would be the perfect way to enjoy a match if they weren’t bloody miles from the pitch.

After flogging his fleet of Manchester-based cars, Sport also report that C-Ron has bagged himself a new ride. The world’s most expensive player will now get around the capital in a drop-dead-gorgeous Audi R8 5.2 FSI Quattro. The luxury German supercar didn’t dent Ronaldo’s wallet, as Real Madrid sponsorship partners made it “available” for him.