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"He puts his willy where the elephant's face is. But he doesn't fill its trunk. During our time together he got turned on more by looking at himself in the mirror than at me."

I just did some sick in my mouth.

Gallardo, who is obviously on a one-woman mission to humiliate the man who snubbed her, also revealed that C-Ron's libido is no match for hers:

"I can do three or four orgasms and he fell asleep after one."

I just did some sick in my mouth. Again.

To be fair to Ronny, doesn't every man fall asleep after one orgasm (except Sting)? No FAIL there.